Team Fortress 2 Christmas Songs, Courtesy of Koans R Us and Crouton Magillicutty

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"Its Beginning to Look Alot Like CRITmas " BY [N]Koans R Us 2008

Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas Everywhere you go; Take a look at the battlements glistening once again With stickys and pryos aglow. Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas Sentrys in every floor, But the dreaded sight to see is the heavy that will be In front of your own spawn door. Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas Everywhere you go; Theres a soldier in the long hall, one in the courtyard as well, The ubered kind that likes to glow. Its beginning to look alot like CRITmas Sudden shots to the head, And the thing that will make you run is Ggglygy with a gun Because bam your dead.
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"The 12 Days of 2Fort" BY [N]Koans R Us 2008

On the First Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me A level 3 sentry. On the Second Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry. On the Third Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Fourth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Fifth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 5 Golden Crits 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Sixth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 6 Spies a Cloaking 5 Golden Crits 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Seventh Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 7 Soldiers Shooting 6 Spies a cloaking 5 Golden Crits 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Eighth day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 8 Medics Healing 7 Soldiers Shooting 6 Spies a Cloaking 5 Golden Crits 4 Pryos Flaming 3 Intels taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Ninth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 9 Engies Dancing 8 Medics Healing 7 Soldiers Shooting 6 Spies a cloaking 5 Golden Crits 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Tenth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 10 Scouts a leaping 9 Engies Dancing 8 Medics Healing 7 Soldiers Shooting 6 Spieas a Cloaking 5 Golden Crits 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Eleventh Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 11 Snipers Snipping 10 Scouts a Leaping 9 Engies Dancing 8 Medics Healing 7 Soldiers Shooting 6 Spies a Cloaking 5 Golden Crits 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry On the Twelfth Day of 2 Fort my teammates gave to me 12 Demos Launching 11 Snipers Snipping 10 Scouts a Leaping 9 Engies Dancing 8 Medics Healing 7 Soldiers a Shooting 6 Spies a Cloaking 5 Golden Crits 4 Pyros Flaming 3 Intels Taken 2 Fatties Eating And a level 3 sentry
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"2 Fort Carol of The Bells" by [N]Koans R Us 2008

Meet at the Fort, yes the 2 fort Newbs come to play, play every day Spies around here, backstabs are near Not on my team, so it would seem Clank clong, clank clong is the engies song with hammering, they are building Scouts little feet, running the beat Bouncing every where, filling the air Oh the pyros burn, when will I learn Dispensers far away, afterburn is gay Newbs at the fort ,where friends consort Battles take place, I'm in your base Sudden,sudden, sudden, death Sudden,sudden, sudden, death See a glowing ball, in a long hall Guy with a patch, making limbs detach On the sniper deck, look out to check Really, really dead, hole in my head Soldiers are here, has a bandolier Rockets to the face, crits just in case Clank clong, clank clong is the engies song with hammering, they are building Guy in the back, not in the attack He helps you heal, ubers the deal Oh how they eat, slow on their feet Spinning up the gun, crying has begun Newbs at the fort ,where friends consort Battles take place, I'm in your base Sudden,sudden, sudden, death Sudden,sudden, sudden, death On and on we fight, intels in sight Newbs is where to be, few disagree Clank clong, clank clong....
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"The Kritzmas Song" by Nat King Crouton

Heavies roasting on an open fire Spies facestabbing at your nose Snipers on deck, taking crit rocket fire And pyros dressed up like eskimos Everybody knows a Medic and some overheal Help to make the offense bright Engineers, with dispensers aglow Will find it hard to stay alive They know that demo's on his way He's loaded lots of 'nades and stickies for the slay And every Scout outside is gonna spy To see if Soldiers really know how to fly And so I'm offering this simple phrase To all the Newbs of TF2 Although Left 4 Dead Owns in so many ways Nothing's better Than you
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