Official Quote Thread:

[Ggglygy]

(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: Amvalvo
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): yes
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): it is i
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I heard what happened with you and Andy
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I then realized that we're no strangers to love
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: In fact,
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: You know the rules, and so do i
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: A full commitment is probably what you're thinking of
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): this all sounds very familiar
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: Hell
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I just want to you how I'm feeling
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I've got to make you understand
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: That I'm never going to give you up
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I won't let you down
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: And i definitly won't run around and desert you
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: Unlike Andy, I'm not going to make you cry.
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: Or say goodbye
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I'm never going to tell a lite, and hurt you



(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: Link has a lot of love to offer
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): idk so does gannon
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: GANNON?
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): he's made some pretty good offers let me tell you
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: Did you see what he did to Zelda?
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: HE'S A HEART BREAKER
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): yeah but did you see what he did to her in bed?
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): hawt
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: You obviously haven't seen my mastr sword
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: *master*
amvalvo (SSD) (SHH): oh i guess just for refernce this is the brother.. maybe i should start putting something in my name
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: GODAMIT
(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I had the whole thing planned out

[Steven]

1:44 PM - {OSS} |CiC| aNDY SSDSHH: I have an idea.
1:44 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Steven (SSD) (SHH): Okay.
1:44 PM - {OSS} |CiC| aNDY SSDSHH: Let's go to Canada
1:44 PM - {OSS} |CiC| aNDY SSDSHH: Hire a European hitman
1:44 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Steven (SSD) (SHH): And rape Gggly?
1:44 PM - {OSS} |CiC| aNDY SSDSHH: Nah
1:44 PM - {OSS} |CiC| aNDY SSDSHH: Last time I did that, he refused to pay for child support.

[Andy]

1.  Why is my name like that?


2.  Thanks for asking for my permission.

All of the following are from a conversation with Ggglygy from June 27, which for some reason I saved.  0_0

3.  9:01 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Cahs money prizes
9:01 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): VASH
9:01 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): CAHS
9:01 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): GODAAMIT
9:01 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): CASH


4.  (referring to Ggglygy's steam profile, which says he lives in Antartica)
9:08 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: But I wasn't aware Antartica was in Canada.
9:08 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): It is
9:08 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): they claimed it
9:08 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): the guy who planted the flag was canadian
9:09 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): shut up he was
9:09 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): no your mother
9:09 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: I didn't say anything, but okay.


5.  9:13 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I'd
9:13 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): actually like to be a politician
9:14 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: I just got a vision of what would happen if that occured
9:14 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: .
9:14 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I fit the bill
9:14 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I can lie
9:14 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Im charismatic
9:14 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): i play Sim City n shit


6.  9:16 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: So. Obama FTW?
9:16 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): yes
9:17 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS MOTHER FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
9:17 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: YEAH.  WE WANT BLACK AND JEWISH PEOPLE.
9:17 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: And Asian. lulz.
9:17 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): totally
9:18 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: I'm a Twinkie.  yellow on the outside, white on the inside. 0_0
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Yeah
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): but
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): on the other hand
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I kinda what Mccain to win
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I like to root for the underdog
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): White guy in basketball
9:18 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: lol
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Black guy in hockey
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Asain guy in porn
9:18 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): yknow


7.  9:20 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: So. Wanna get married?
9:20 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): UM
9:20 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): NO
9:20 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): JESUS
9:20 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Okay.  You want some cookies?
9:20 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): NO
9:20 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: What, you don't like cookies?
9:20 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): NO
9:21 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Cake?
9:21 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): NO
9:21 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Hot teenage titties?
9:21 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): NO
9:21 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: 0_0 What's wrong with you?
9:21 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): ITS A TRAP
9:21 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): THEIR MAN TITTIES
9:21 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Lies
9:21 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: All lies
9:21 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Hot teenage girl titties.
9:22 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): NO
9:22 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL
9:22 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Why not cookies and cake?
9:22 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): poison
9:22 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): or daterape drug
9:22 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): yknow
9:23 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Poison-free cake and cookies.  No illegal substances or poisons.  Just the good stuff, like chocolate.
9:23 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): NO
9:23 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): ITS GOAT CHOCOLATE
9:24 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: =P
9:24 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: You want a fifty-inch plasma screen?
9:24 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): no
9:24 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): it wont fit
9:24 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: You want two 9800 cards?
9:24 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): no
9:24 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I got one better one
9:25 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: You want fifty million dollars?
9:25 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): No
9:25 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I won 60 in the lottery
9:25 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: FFS, do you want ANYTHING?
9:25 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): True love
9:25 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: I'm here for you.
9:25 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Woman love
9:25 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: In the non-gay non-sexual kind of love.
9:25 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): freak
9:25 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Jessica Alba?
9:26 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): More like
9:26 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Rosie O'Donnell
9:27 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Oh dear god.  What if she crushes your pelvis?
9:27 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): oh no
9:27 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND
9:27 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): MO CUSHY FO THE PUSHY
9:27 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: 0_0
9:27 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: I'm scared.
9:29 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Does somebody need a hug by an enormously fat woman?
9:29 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Yes
9:29 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Your mom will do im sure


8.  9:36 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): Headshots gonna cyber with you


9.  9:49 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: ITS THE MACROS ISN'T IT?
9:50 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: YOU AND YOUR FANCY KEYBOARDS AND SUCH
9:50 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): I dont use macros
9:50 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Me neither. Which makes me wonder why I bought this keyboard. 0_0
9:50 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): hmmm
9:51 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: I like the glowing. 0_0
9:52 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Hey, kid. You wanna join the Marines?
9:52 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): No.
9:53 PM - {OSS} |CiC| Andy SSDSHH: Fine then. ZM?
9:53 PM - [nes] Ggglygy (SSD) (SHH): yes fag

(SSD)HeadshotHitman - Link [nes]: I heard what happened with you and Andy

The hell? STOP STALKING ME.  <3 Amvalvo

[Ggglygy]

AND NOW GGGLYGY DOES SOME "SCIENCE."

In order of tested.

1. Grey

[nes] Ggglygy: OK
[nes] Ggglygy: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A TEST OF WIT.
[nes] Komrad Crab: OHLAWD
[nes] Komrad Crab: i'm at koans' lulz
[nes] Ggglygy: orly
[nes] Ggglygy: olololo
[nes] Ggglygy: ok so
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE OUT SILK 5 TIMES
[nes] Komrad Crab: in a row in the same post or different posts? 0:
[nes] Ggglygy: DIFF
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: ETC
[nes] Komrad Crab: SILK
[nes] Komrad Crab: SILK
[nes] Komrad Crab: SILK
[nes] Komrad Crab: SILK
[nes] Komrad Crab: SILK
[nes] Komrad Crab: SILK
[nes] Komrad Crab: six damn
[nes] Ggglygy: WHATS A COW DRINK?
[nes] Komrad Crab: milk
[nes] Komrad Crab: BIAAATCH
[nes] Ggglygy: COWS DRINK WATER
[nes] Ggglygy: OLOLOL
[nes] Komrad Crab: ooooliooo
[nes] Ggglygy: AHAHA
[nes] Komrad Crab: OUTSMARTED
[nes] Ggglygy: I KNOW HEY

2. Dewar

[nes] Ggglygy: TRY SOMETHING WITH ME HERE PLZ
[ICE] MajorDewar: what?
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE OUT SILK 5 TIMES
[ICE] MajorDewar: silk
[ICE] MajorDewar: silk
[ICE] MajorDewar: silk
[ICE] MajorDewar: silk
[ICE] MajorDewar: silk
[ICE] MajorDewar: silk
[nes] Ggglygy: GREAT, NOW WHATS A COW DRINK?
[ICE] MajorDewar: water
[nes] Ggglygy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
[nes] Ggglygy: darn D:

3. Andy

[nes] Ggglygy: OK SO
[nes] Ggglygy: HELP ME OUT
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: With?
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE SILK 5 TIMES
[nes] Ggglygy: PLZ
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: Why?
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: WHY?
[nes] Ggglygy: SCIENCE
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: >.>
[nes] Ggglygy: Silk
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: IN ALL CAPS?
[nes] Ggglygy: Silk
[nes] Ggglygy: etc
[nes] Ggglygy: doesnt matter
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: All in one comment or once then enter?
[nes] Ggglygy: 1 then enter
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: Silk
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: Silk
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: Silk
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: Silk
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: Silk
[nes] Ggglygy: COOL
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: I win?
[nes] Ggglygy: NOW
[nes] Ggglygy: WHATS A COW DRINK?
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: Milk?
[nes] Ggglygy: AHAHAH
[nes] Ggglygy: COWS DRINK WATER
[nes] Ggglygy: SCIENCEEEEEE
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: OH GAWD. I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WHATS A DRINK FROM A COW. LOLZ I GOT FOOLED.
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: ...0_0
{OSS} |CiC| Andy <3 Amvalvo: how was that scientific?
[nes] Ggglygy: MIND GAMES

4. Dondi

[nes] Ggglygy: HELP ME OUT FOR A SEC PLZ
[nes] Ggglygy: Type Silk 5 times
SUPER[nes]: wutchuneed
SUPER[nes]: silk
SUPER[nes]: silk
SUPER[nes]: silk
SUPER[nes]: silk
SUPER[nes]: silk
[nes] Ggglygy: cool
[nes] Ggglygy: now
[nes] Ggglygy: whats a cow drink?
SUPER[nes]: water?
SUPER[nes]: damnit
[nes] Ggglygy: DAMMIT
SUPER[nes]: you got me killed
SUPER[nes]: lol
[nes] Ggglygy: ahaha
[nes] Ggglygy: ALL A PART OF MY PLAN

5. Steven

[nes] Ggglygy: HELP ME OUT
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE SILK 5 TIMES
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: Why.
[nes] Ggglygy: SCIENCE
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: Whatever.
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: Why?
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: Tell me.
[nes] Ggglygy: ITS A TEST
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: On...
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: I see...
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: silk silk silk silk silk
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: Happy?
[nes] Ggglygy: GREAT
[nes] Ggglygy: NOW
[nes] Ggglygy: WHATS A COW DRINK?
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: Your mom's ass juice.
[nes] Ggglygy: NO SILLY
[nes] Ggglygy: FOR REALS
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: YOUR ass juice?
[nes] Ggglygy: GODDAMIT
[nes] Ggglygy: OK
[nes] Ggglygy: WE NEED TO RESTART
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE SILK AGAIN
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: silk...
[nes] Ggglygy: NOW
[nes] Ggglygy: WHAT DOES A COW DRINK
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: NO YOU DIRTY MINDED BASTARD
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: I have to piss anyways
{OSS} |CiC| Steven: brb
[nes] Ggglygy: FOR GOD SAKE

6. VENOM!

[nes] Ggglygy: YO
VENOM!: hey
[nes] Ggglygy: HELP ME OUT
[nes] Ggglygy: SAY
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK 5 TIMES
VENOM!: ?
[nes] Ggglygy: silk
[nes] Ggglygy: silk
[nes] Ggglygy: etc
VENOM!: why
[nes] Ggglygy: SCIENCE
[nes] Ggglygy: DO IT.
VENOM!: IF SCIENCE WERE MADE OF TRAPS MAYBE
[nes] Ggglygy: NOT A TARP
VENOM!: THEN WHY
[nes] Ggglygy: SCIENCE
[nes] Ggglygy: DO EET
[nes] Ggglygy: I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

7. Scott

[nes] Ggglygy: ELLO?
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: Ello Guv'na!
[nes] Ggglygy: OK
[nes] Ggglygy: HELP ME OUT
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE SILK 5 TIMES
[nes] Ggglygy: PLZ.
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: SILK 5 TIMES
[nes] Ggglygy: D:
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: ETC
[nes] Ggglygy: SILLY BILLY
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: Bah
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: Does it have to be in caps?
[nes] Ggglygy: IF YOU WANT
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: silk
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: silk
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: silk
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: silk
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: silk
[nes] Ggglygy: GREAT NOW WHATS A COW DRINK?
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: Water
[nes] Ggglygy: FRICK
[nes] Ggglygy: YOUVE OUTSMARTED ME.
[nes] Ggglygy: D:
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: I shall award myself a trophy
[nes] Ggglygy: Made out of silk
[ICE] Scott Eats Bullets: Excellent

8. Ryu

[nes] Ggglygy: YO
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: sup
[nes] Ggglygy: HELP ME OUT
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: 5 TIMES
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: is this a trick?
[nes] Ggglygy: ITS SCIENCE
[nes] Ggglygy: SO
[nes] Ggglygy: YEAH
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: ETC
[nes] Ggglygy: like that
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: silk
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: silk
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: silk
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: silk
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: silk
[nes] Ggglygy: cool, now whats a cow drink?
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: water?
[nes] Ggglygy: FRICKCKKCKC
Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: olololol
[nes] Ggglygy: YOUVE ALSO OUTSMARTED ME

9. Dingo

[nes] Ggglygy: HELLO.
{TF2F} Silent Dingo: Hey Ggly. What's up?
[nes] Ggglygy: HELP ME OUT, TYPE SILK 5 TIMES PLZ.
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: SILK
[nes] Ggglygy: etc
{TF2F} Silent Dingo: silk, silk, silk, silk, silk.
[nes] Ggglygy: COOL
[nes] Ggglygy: NOW
[nes] Ggglygy: WHATS A COW DRINK?
{TF2F} Silent Dingo: Water.
{TF2F} Silent Dingo: duh.
[nes] Ggglygy: FRICK
[nes] Ggglygy: everyone is outsmarting me D:
{TF2F} Silent Dingo: because everyone's heard that one

10. Ari

[nes] Ggglygy: OK SO HELP ME OUT
[nes] Ggglygy: TYPE SILK 5 TIMES PLZ
[ICE] Aristotle is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[ICE] Aristotle: silk
[ICE] Aristotle: silk
[ICE] Aristotle: silk
[ICE] Aristotle: silk
[ICE] Aristotle: silk
[nes] Ggglygy: COOL
[nes] Ggglygy: NOW WHATS A COW DRINK?
[ICE] Aristotle: water
[nes] Ggglygy: ARHGHGHGH
[ICE] Aristotle: IQ of 144 here lol
[nes] Ggglygy: D:
[nes] Ggglygy: JOIN MENSA YO
[ICE] Aristotle: lol I did awhile ago
[nes] Ggglygy: NOICE

11. Octo

[nes] Ggglygy: HEY, REAL QUICK COULD YOU TYPE SILK 5 TIMES?
octo-dhd...: silk silk silk silk silk?
[nes] Ggglygy: COOL
[nes] Ggglygy: NOW
[nes] Ggglygy: WHATS A COW DRINK?
octo-dhd...: milk
[nes] Ggglygy: HOHOH
[nes] Ggglygy: cows drink water
octo-dhd...: water?
[nes] Ggglygy: :p
octo-dhd...: yeah yeah yeah
octo-dhd...: but cows also drink milk, then we steals it
[nes] Ggglygy: ok yeah baby cows
[nes] Ggglygy: THANK YOU FRO PARTICIPATING IN SCIENCE

IN CONCLUSION

3/11. Ggglygy is bad at "Science".

THANK YOU TEST SUBJECTS

[Andy]

12:50 AM - Ryu_The_Orchard [nes]: so she wouldn't let me have any food except for cheerios for dinner

Me over voice chat: "How come our retarded snipers can't kill their sniper when he's standing still?"

(TEAM) {TF2F} Mini Kraft :  yur reatarded