Official Quote Thread:

[Andy]

"Male koalas should be bitch slapped and castrated."

[Goldfish]

2:04 PM - Shubingrubin: I find these terrible melee weapons to be a joke...
2:04 PM - IDLE Crap {N}: it is april fools soon
2:05 PM - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: And almost my birthday .
2:05 PM - IDLE Crap {N}: see, two pointless holidays
2:05 PM - IDLE Crap {N}: =D
2:05 PM - Activate your Purchased Game[N]:

Sorry for the double post.

[HiroProtagonist]

Q?: yeah
Q?: well that's hilarious
4.5%[N]HiroProtagonist.S9: yup
Q?: i never took valve to be a bunch of whiners
4.5%[N]HiroProtagonist.S9: XD
4.5%[N]HiroProtagonist.S9: yea, it seems they would rather burn the smart players than see them win
Q?: you know, my steam account is so old it only has five digits
4.5%[N]HiroProtagonist.S9: XD
4.5%[N]HiroProtagonist.S9: really?
Q?: yep
Q?: steam_0:1:74135
Q?: that's it
4.5%[N]HiroProtagonist.S9: thats awesome
Q?: i signed up for an account the day and minute it became available
Q?: and never before has valve whined like they did today

[Crap]

Double post:

12:58 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: Wow, I didn't know philly was all the way up there
13:01 - IDLE Crap {N}: all the way up where? lol
13:02 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: So close to NY and stuff
13:02 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: I thought it was closer to Michigan
13:02 - IDLE Crap {N}: .............................................
13:02 - IDLE Crap {N}: I take it
13:02 - IDLE Crap {N}: geography is not a major course of study for you
13:03 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: No mean the capital
13:03 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: Not the state
13:03 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: I thought the capital was closer to Michigan than NY
13:03 - IDLE Crap {N}: I can't decide if you didn't realize philly was on the east coast, or if you think michigan is on the east coast
13:03 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: Oh shit hold on
13:04 - Binjin {N}: ether way its still funny
13:04 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]:
13:04 - IDLE Crap {N}: the state of pennsylvania
13:04 - IDLE Crap {N}: doesnt touch michigan
13:04 - IDLE Crap {N}: anywhere
13:04 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: What's the state to it's left?
13:04 - IDLE Crap {N}: ohio
13:04 - IDLE Crap {N}: and that's "west"
13:05 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: Ohio?
13:05 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: That's BS
13:05 - IDLE Crap {N}: you're joking right?
13:05 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: The map I was looking at was fucked up
13:05 - Binjin {N}: щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
13:05 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: It said Michigan was touching Pennsylvania
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13:10 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: I got a 96 in Social Studies...
13:10 - IDLE Crap {N}: which is not geography...
13:10 - Shubingrubin: Social Studies is not geography...
13:11 - IDLE Crap {N}: thats why its called SOCIAL studies
13:11 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: We never had Geography
13:11 - IDLE Crap {N}: open an atlas
13:11 - Activate your Purchased Game[N]: Only Social Studies
13:11 - IDLE Crap {N}: open the internet

[Yukitsu]

I still didn't finish that U.S.A. map challenge there Octo.