Actually the game I played was more like this:
A delicious little Red Hot brand candy! The spicy flavor of cinnamon fills your mouth as you eat it. Yum.
Obvious commands:
eat/pop/swallow red hot
>eat red hot
Smettbo pops a red hot into his mouth.
Smettbo swallows a red hot.
You catch fire!
Smettbo bursts into flames!
>say oh shit
Smettbo says, "oh shit"
>wash with canteen
Smettbo frantically splashes water from his canteen on himself.
The fire goes out.
You catch fire!
Smettbo bursts into flames!
>say NO
Smettbo says, "NO"
>wash canteen
I don't understand that.
>wash with canteen
Smettbo frantically splashes water from his canteen on himself.
The fire goes out.
You catch fire!
Smettbo bursts into flames!
>SAY AGGH
Smettbo says, "AGGH"
>wash with canteen
Smettbo frantically splashes water from his canteen on himself.
The fire goes out.
[ -30 0/30 ] So cold...
You catch fire!
Smettbo bursts into flames!
You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
Smettbo explodes, showering the area with blood and chunks of flesh.
limbo (afterworld, outside of time) 1:38pm
What is this place? It's nowhere in particular. You think you're in a big room, or maybe you're outside...it's so hard to think...
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