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The Newb is strong in that one..

Posted on: January 2nd, 2009 by Newbs Staff

I had the day off today, and I decided to devote my whole day to doing absolutely nothing constructive in the real world. It’s one of those day dreams I have when i’m working four 12 hour shifts in a row.. Long story short, we had a few scrims today and i’m here to tell you about it.

It started out like any other scrim.. zei|o messages me, I ask if we have 6 – we do – log on vent – dondi found some randos who want to get down and dirty. sweet. So we load up gravel pit on #8 and the fun ensues. Memorable quotes from the match:

Rando #1 on other team:!ready
Rando #2:READY
Rando #1:!eready
rando #2: .ready
vent chat: someone join their team and hit f4 so we can play already

zei|o: WTF do they have two medics?
gggly: hold on let me check (goes to spec)
gggly: yea they have two medics

(when you know you’re playing some pro’s)

They barely capped A. Literally, they had like 3 seconds left before they capped it. One of their guys raegs because we have two snipers raining down bullets into their faces. they blame his pc.. he rejoins we restart. We run two spies. They capture A, but struggle to even touch B. We win within 40 seconds on offense. This madness continue for 3 rounds until they’ve had enough and the newbs leave. I hang out afterwards and play their team 6v1 as scout and they STILL didn’t win haha.. they weren’t playing too hard but still : )

half hour break.. we regroup versus some reputable individuals on badlands.

First map we get to the last point, but fail to cap all the way. They counter us all the way back and eventually win. Second round, we came out and pushed right down their throats,(thats what she said) ubered on the last point, killed their medic and won. It was pretty obvious the team who took the middle point first was most likely going to win. After that round they were pretty tentative at taking the middle point, and we really starting getting into a groove. We lost that one, then won. You could tell it was getting to them, because when we hit 2-2, they subbed in former Cevo-p V-police’s BLACKYMOSTER at sniper. I’ve played him a couple times and he puts people to shame with that red dot. He was such a force their medic was pretty much dedicated to him for the big battles at the third point. BLACKYMONSTER’s presence was felt, but not enough for them to pull out another win.

They started switching their build with a pyro and BLACKY going to scout, but to no evail.

Bottom Line: Newbs win.


Whats good?

Posted on: September 14th, 2008 by Newbs Staff
  • Whats good with the newbs servers? I’ll tell ya. First off.. the [nes] crew has been tackling some scrims from random clans and let me say something.. don’t listen to our vent for fear of children being near but we seem to get the job done. We’ve had our fair share of woopin’s put on us, but i think we dish it our quite a bit more than we take it. shoutouts to teh cal team memborz.
  • ahem. What else is good? Well Octo of course.. Is good. He’s switched up the homepage to randomly display newbs sprays. Badass. As always if you see octo irl, shake his hand.. if you see him in game and friendly fire is on.. Well do what i would do.
  • Which brings me to the next topic at hand, A dingo at my baby.. Err.. Dingo found this epic ‘kill bar thingy’ Only seems to work in Firefox.
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    Since gabe is always disrespecting us. I think this one was fitting

    Bad Joke Ha. (I have a soft spot for sandvich screenies what can i say)

    Get jer body parts off my intel

    Tom brady IS…

    Aha.. Well. until next time folks.
    my name is gib. er.. Jib


    Posted on: September 7th, 2008 by Newbs Staff

    What it is?! its time for some well deserved bloggage.

    -We’re currently looking for more people to start the servers in the early AM. Doing so not only makes you a badass.. It could earn you a reserved slot. : )

    -Octos working on a ton of new stuff for the site. Any user generated content would be much appreciated. If you don’t have some.. nows a good time to make some right?

    -And last but not least, just wanted to let you guys know lions are going to the playoffs this year and I might even say the divisional championships. NFL opening day w00t.

    ah.. i feel better


    Nothing a few stickies can’t fix (smettbo)

    wait a minute.. where’s gggly at again? (grey dev)

    HALLO (steven)




    Ahh yes.. Feels like we’ve visited this topic before but this ones a little different. We did Honorz Octo and Golden Marmoset for their ability to be a teamplayer.. Sacrificing and such. This Honorz vote is in honor of the players who Organize, Verbalize, and Materialize.. offensive strategies (it rhymed.. okay?) So yea. the guy yelling SPY BEHIND YOU SPY BEHIN… damn. he’s team’n it up alright? This guy (or girl.. ) Is known for keeping things in order, letting teh team know they are sucking the big one because they are composed of 5 spies and 4 snipers. This guy may be on the mic, sayin ‘hey. it’s about time we stopped turtling.. and smashed these pansies’…
    Well.. they don’t HAVE to say that.. that actually sounds like something I’d say so.. you get the drift. And by the new style of honorz votes (since we have so many badass people to consider) we went off the nomination system. So all of these people were nominated by someone else (or themselves??)

    OctoDhd - 10 (10.9%)
    Kain Phalanx - 11 (12%)
    Scott Eats Bullets - 7 (7.6%)
    Koansrus - 6 (6.5%)
    DOA b0n3s - 4 (4.3%)
    Grey Devil - 4 (4.3%)
    Dingo - 10 (10.9%)
    Chodesweat - 1 (1.1%)
    Zapfacid - 5 (5.4%)
    Hal Jordan - 9 (9.8%)
    Mr Hanky - 3 (3.3%)
    Dondi - 3 (3.3%)
    Major Dewar - 1 (1.1%)
    Aristotle - 5 (5.4%)
    Orsa - 0 (0%)
    Jackapples - 1 (1.1%)
    Bulldog - 4 (4.3%)
    YOU’RE ALL SPIES - 4 (4.3%)
    CroutonMagilicutty - 1 (1.1%)
    TracerHawk - 2 (2.2%)
    (D.O.A.) Sodapopinski - 1 (1.1%)
    LeeTagger - 0 (0%)
    iMouse - 0 (0%)

    Congrats to Kain Phalanx, Octo, and Dingo for recieving the honorz of Teamwork!11


    Whats h0t

  • :) movement
  • Upcoming Contest
  • Not a rickroll
  • Why is EVERYONE pyro..
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    TF2 Blog. Screenskies. Word on the street.

    Posted on: August 31st, 2008 by Newbs Staff

    whoaaa. Took a couple days off of blogging out of respect for NFreak’s Crab Spy Calendar. Thought it would be noble to keep it at the top of the blog list for a few days, and if you havn’t checked it out.. do so.

    Now on with your regularly scheduled bloggage.



    TF2 Party !

    haha the soldiers face is classic

    The start of the tower… party hats required

    Courtyard towerage

    Boxer Koans

    And now comes the time in which we break dance..


    The Word On Teh Street

  • viewer discression is advised.
  • pickin up chicks
  • How to crabby
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    and i leave you with none other than.. the random.. picture of the day


    Blogage. screenshot edition.

    Posted on: August 24th, 2008 by Newbs Staff




    Lined up. bball style

    Hyper Uppercut

    merry xmaz

    The ultimate crabspy




    keep the screensh0ts coming.. the epicness continues