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100 Crates, 100 Keys, 0 Unusuals – But its not all bad

Posted on: November 2nd, 2010 by octo dhd

As some of you may know, today we had an event where I opened 100 crates, with 100 keys, and recorded the results for all to see!!! 

The full results can be seen at http://tf2newbs.com/box_results.txt the first column is crate type, then second is the name of the item found.   If someone wants this in csv, let me know and I’ll put that up too.  Or you can just look at the backback and see all the goods (in the order they were found) http://www.tf2items.com/id/tf2newbs_crate_event  the 2 items on page 3 were random drops.

Unfortunately no unusuals were found, but all is not lost.  Through fuzzy mathematics it appears I broke about even on the entire endeavour.

Lets break down the items, and the math….

Columns are number found, crate type, item name, estimated value (based on valve store)

     11 #1 distinct lack of hue (2.49)
      7 #2 duel game (0.99)
      7 #1 equalizer (1.99)
      6 #2 australium gold (2.49)
      6 #1 vita saw (0.49)
      5 #5 name tag (4.99)
      5 #1 gunslinger (2.45)
      4 #3 bushwacka (4.99)
      4 #2 l’etranger (2.49)
      4 #2 blackbox (2.49)
      4 #1 scottish resistance (0.49)
      4 #1 old guad (2.49)
      3 #2 shortstop (2.49)
      3 #1 name tag (4.99)
      3 #1 abundence of tinge (2.49)
      2 #5 southern hospitality (0.49)
      2 #5 powerjack (2.49)
      2 #4 whoopee cap (4.99)
      2 #4 pain train (1.99)
      2 #3 distinct lack of hue (2.49)
      2 #1 nappers (2.49)
      1 #4 duel game (0.99)
      1 #4 battalion backup (4.99)
      1 #4 abundence of tinge (2.49)
      1 #3 stout shako (4.99)
      1 #3 homewrecker (2.99) [cost of buying things to craft it]
      1 #3 duel game (0.99)
      1 #3 description tag (2.49)
      1 #2 stuntman (4.99)
      1 #2 puglists (4.99)
      1 #2 pain train (1.99)
      1 #2 chieftains challenge (4.99)
      1 #2 a deep commitment to purple (2.49)

I based prices either on how much it’d cost to craft, pricing of similar items, or just what what it is worth in trade / etc.  For example: nappers are nearly worthless to trade, but crafting two of them gets you another hat, which is probably worth at least 4.99 in the steam store.  

Summing up the total for all those brings us to MSRP of $244.50  – thats even with me considering the chieftan and the stout shako as $4.99 hats, when they can trade higher than that. 

For this event I spent $249.00 (in two chunks, since steam wallets can’t hold that much) to get 100 keys.  I begged and pleaded for free crates.  So if we ignore the interest I could of been earning on this money if I had invested it instead of spending it on keys in a video game I came out about even.   I might be a little off with the values, but if you consider that it brought a bunch of people together, and that a lot of people had a good time I think it was worth it.

So I’m pleased that I broke about even on store value, unfortunately in game value of many of these items is pretty weak compared to the store price.

My results lead me to believe that opening crates isn’t necessarily a bad method of attaining items, as long as the crates are found or were obtained for nearly nothing. 

If anyone out there wants to donate a unusual hat to a good cause, let me know on steam  http://steamcommunity.com/id/octodhd

2 TF2 Halloween Contests from Newbs for 2010

Posted on: October 31st, 2010 by octo dhd

Yup, we’re at it again.  We’re having the annual pumpkin carving contest, with 3 prizes (listed at bottom of post).   The contest is simple, carve a pumpkin with a TF2 theme, take a picture, send it in http://www.tf2newbs.com/contests/2010-Team-Fortress-2-Pumpkin-Carving/Pumpkin_uploads/ and wait to win excellent prizes and the respect of your peers.  So pick up a pumpkin on the cheap today or tomorrow, carve/paint/etch it to your hearts content, and submit it.  You’re a winner, now prove it.

In addition to the pumpkin carving contest we are also offering a new contest for people better at the written word.   Write a piece of fanfic involving the TF2 universe, send it in ([email protected]) and cross your fingers.  We havn’t advertised this contest very well, so theres probably a good chance that there won’t be a lot of competition, which is good for you, since it’ll be easier to win.. :)

The prizes for both contests are the same:

1st – $25 worth of games from steam

2nd – $15 worth of games from steam

3rd – $10 worth of games from steam

All entries are due by midnight pacific November 2nd.  Judging will happen on the 3rd.  Please be sure to at least include your email address in the filename, feel free to make it a text file zipped with the pictures.  If you have any additional questions about submitting please contact octo (octodhd’s steam community page)

It’s been awhile. (Newbs Recap)

Posted on: October 27th, 2010 by The Jib

Some of the names have changed, but the faces have stayed the same. 2fort is still a never ending struggle that leaves me unfufilled with a win, and absolutely destroyed when I lose. Yet I can’t seem to stop playing it.

If this is your first time reading a blog post, or first time reading in awhile you might not know me. I’m JiB, one of three Senior Server Admins. What does that mean? Well that means not only will I shoot your face off with my shortstop, I take the Newbs experience serious. SERIOUS. But no really. Any of the old school Newbs.. Before hats, or Mannco, or achievement weapons.. Might remember a day when Octo and I’s soldier – medic combo reigned supreme. Those days are long past, but I think it’s important to remember where we came from to get an idea of where we’re going.. And what better way than a story. I love stories.

I’ll set a scene for you. TF2 Beta days.. Octo and myself are Runnin’ circles around you on some random pub. I’m talkin, 30-40 kill streaks. It just wasn’t even fair. The idea of killing the medic first, or bringing a medic of your own to the fight wasn’t even an option. These ideas hadn’t even been explored. There was very little team work, and to be honest Soldier was a bit over powered back in those days.. Most of these people weren’t experienced FPS’ers like Octo and myself, and were just down right angry at the things we were doing to them. To the point where we really couldn’t play anywhere. We’d play for as short as 10 minutes to a few sessions before catching a ban. We’ve all been there. Counter strike, you’re headshotting fools and poof – you’re gone. No chance to state your case, they just didn’t like your company. So we did the only thing we could to continue our legacy.. Make our own server.

This is the kind of stuff that would happen. You thought I was exaggerating. You were either Really good or Really bad at TF2 back in the day.

This is the kind of stuff that would happen. You thought I was exaggerating. You were either Really good or Really bad at TF2 back in the day.

Now I can’t really take any credit for the technological advances of Newbs, but I like to think fundamentally I was a strong influence. We all know without Octo, none of this would be happening. It started with one server, a rotation server. I remember the early talks with Octo well.. I told him how awesome the 24/7 2Fort/Well servers were back in the old TFC days. He was hesitant at first but he said he’d give it a try. Would people be able to handle only playing 1 map? No variety? Was there a good side kick to 2fort like Well in TF2? The answers are Yes, Yes, and No.. Mostly just trial and error. So here we are with this server where no one knows who the admins are, and we are happy as can be. Owning fools left and right, and we could even kick the griefers in the process. FPS heaven.

Time goes on and we gain a few regulars.. A couple good ones in fact. I still remember the day Octo messaged me “Yea some guy is tearing it up.. He’s pretty good.. He might have ya Jib..” “Whaat?”   Turns out he was pretty good. Damn good. And Thus H34dsh0t h17m4n joined the ranks (pretty clever name i know..) Headshot Hitman was an amazing sniper. Back in the day where you could do the Lastinv glitch and shoot twice as fast, this guy was unstoppable. He’d headshot you 2 or 3 times before you could make it off your battlements. So what to do with such talent? Well form a competitive sniping team of course..[NES] Newbs Elite Snipers

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[NES

We did that for a few weeks, but that league eventually died to poor management. Was fun while it lasted, and that’s what got us thinking. Headshot Hitman really wanted to keep that going. So we all wore the [NES] tag even after the league ended. What was cool about the tag was that it was multi functional, Gremlin who played soldier sported [NES] as a Newbs elite soldier.. scout.. spy.. you get the idea. Reg’s start popping up wearing NES as a badge of honor, a badge of badass.. Yeah. That sounds accurate.

Around this time Koanrus emerged – you may have heard of him. Like I said, me and octo were stealth admins.. Raining down punishment to evil doers through console and not saying a word about it. We liked the anonymity of it all because we just wanted to play. We didn’t want to be feared or even respected for anything but our style. Koans emerged as the first regular to step up to griefers and team stackers. He used to police the server like it was his own, and we admired that. It wasn’t long until he became our first official admin recruit, and it wasn’t long after that he was hosting his own Newbs server.

Meanwhile, Hitman kept pushing for forums and a website and bla bla bla.. For months he talked about it. Until finally one day, Octo said he’d give it a shot. Since he’d be the one running it he naturally was the one to convince.

If you pulled up Newbs website back in the day, You'd see something like this

Shortly after we became [N], and shortly after that.. Forums followed. And the rest is pretty much history. Servers were added, more regs emereged. The first generation of Newbs. Names like Zeilo, Gremlin, Gabe, Dondi, Ggglgy, Sandoval, Grey Devil, Chode Sweat, Scott eats bullets, Dewar.. Andy and Steven (Pre {OSS}!)

Later we went semi pro, formed a Cevo team. That’s when things really got serious. Some of the best times I’ve had playing TF2 as well as my demise. If you check back to the 2008 Blogs, I have some pretty classy write ups of our endeavors : P. Some of this squad went on to be TF2 superstars.. Gggly, Dondi.. TF2 superstars that got there start right here, on Newbs very own Cevo team. Crazy. But just like a high school band, someone gets grounded or misses practice and the whole thing collapses : ) This is right around the time I took my hiatus. I was sad to see the semi pro circuit go.. And then the much awaited scout update, only to have the Bonk bat get nerfed.. Ahh.. Terrible terrible.

Epic times with Newbs Cevo

In between now and then a lot has happened. I’m just going to assume you’ve been with us awhile and spare you another 15 pages of history : P.. Why am I telling this story you may ask? I’ve been away, but never gone. I’ve watched the servers, lurked the forums, and have always had Newbs in my heart. Thinking back to where we started and looking at where we are now is pretty amazing. So I’d like to just take a moment and give a shout out to all the people who have made all the good times possible. Octo, first and foremost for creating this community. For keeping it going when people who were there to help just disappear for awhile (oops..: ) and for not selling out and running the servers just to make heaps of cash like some places do. A big shout out to all the admins, Jr. admins, and [N] members, and the donators for helping keep the servers and the good times rolling.

I can’t promise that I won’t disappear from time to time, but I’ll always be a Newb.

JiB

You Missed Super Happy Gift Fun Times on Server #4

Posted on: October 2nd, 2010 by octo dhd

This evening I was floored by the generosity which was shown tonight on #4.  Koben started giving out single gifts, then did a full server gift, then BPN (psychonic) did a full server gift.  The gift giving did not stop here.  Koben rolled out with at least 3 more full server gift drops.  I’d like to thank…. wow, as I wrote this koben did another one and left.  Several hats were found, and much fun was had.

A huge thanks goes out to the people who were giving out random gifts.  It brightened my evening and made people very happy.

Server Outage, New Servers, and Other Great Updates…

Posted on: August 17th, 2010 by Newbs Staff

My GSP has informed me that while attempting to fix a ‘minor’ problem they managed to lock them and myself out of the machine that is hosting 4 of our servers (#3, #5, #6, #8).  They’ve stated that they plan on completely reinstalling the machine.  This is all well and good, but will be a pretty significant outage for us, since we have 4 game servers on that one machine.  In the meantime, we have an update coming out in 20 minutes which I’m unable to apply since we’re locked out of the box, so the servers will be up but probably wont be usable :(  Also when the servers crash I can’t restart them.

I’m not sure the time table on them fixing this, I’m at the point where I want to send them emails every 5 minutes, but I dont think that will help them get anything done…

On to the good news -

98.158.146.158:27015 NewbsTF2.com #01 24/7 2Fort (Los Angeles)  NO CLASS LIMITS

I’ve added a new West Coast 24/7 2fort server..  I am thinking about adding a Chicago based 24/7 2fort server also (thats in another post)
while our servers are down, we still have some other fun servers we can hang out on

208.43.15.128:27015 NewbsTF2.com #09 STOCK-MAPS RTD [SMACKworld]  – this servers a little +lols but not so much that you need to be suffering from major head trama to enjoy.  The flavor and format of this server may change around a little bit, but we have a _GREAT_ person donating this server to us, and he can do all the customization and cool modifications we could ever want – so check out Psychonics server and give it a go round.  I think his round times are too short, but what do I know, I’m a 24/7 2fort player.. :)   This server is in DALLAS

tf.packhead.com:27015 NewbsTF2.com #11 — Chicago’s Payload  Server | HLXCE – I don’t think many people know, but we do have something real special here.  We have The Pack[head].  The Pack offers great VPS hosting to people at a reasonable rate, and even offers discounts to TF2Newbs Members.  Besides being one of the most on the ball hosting providers I’ve ever talked to he runs a great Payload rotation server in a datacenter in Chicago.  He needs a bit more love from us, since I’ve been slacking and not working to help get this server populated.  If all goes well the Pack can do waht the Pack can, which is a lot – which means more servers and more fun.
If you’re sick of all the normal payload and 2fort crap our community seems to want to serve up, we also have 2 crazy funhouse servers bringing such hits as cyberpunk, and cyberpunk…

74.53.203.12:27015 NewbsTF2.com #10 Crazy CmptrWz’s Insanity [Dallas]
216.6.231.134:27015 NewbsTF2.com #10.1 BAN’s Ice Cream Party (AllTalk|RTD|FastDL)

Sorry about servers being the bust, but at least we have some options