TF2 Newbs (Team Fortress 2)

I had the day off today, and I decided to devote my whole day to doing absolutely nothing constructive in the real world. It’s one of those day dreams I have when i’m working four 12 hour shifts in a row.. Long story short, we had a few scrims today and i’m here to tell you about it.

It started out like any other scrim.. zei|o messages me, I ask if we have 6 - we do - log on vent - dondi found some randos who want to get down and dirty. sweet. So we load up gravel pit on #8 and the fun ensues. Memorable quotes from the match:

Rando #1 on other team:!ready
Rando #2:READY
Rando #1:!eready
rando #2: .ready
vent chat: someone join their team and hit f4 so we can play already

zei|o: WTF do they have two medics?
gggly: hold on let me check (goes to spec)
gggly: yea they have two medics

(when you know you’re playing some pro’s)
Zei|o: I KILLED ONE OF THEIR MEDICS

They barely capped A. Literally, they had like 3 seconds left before they capped it. One of their guys raegs because we have two snipers raining down bullets into their faces. they blame his pc.. he rejoins we restart. We run two spies. They capture A, but struggle to even touch B. We win within 40 seconds on offense. This madness continue for 3 rounds until they’ve had enough and the newbs leave. I hang out afterwards and play their team 6v1 as scout and they STILL didn’t win haha.. they weren’t playing too hard but still : )

half hour break.. we regroup versus some reputable individuals on badlands.

First map we get to the last point, but fail to cap all the way. They counter us all the way back and eventually win. Second round, we came out and pushed right down their throats,(thats what she said) ubered on the last point, killed their medic and won. It was pretty obvious the team who took the middle point first was most likely going to win. After that round they were pretty tentative at taking the middle point, and we really starting getting into a groove. We lost that one, then won. You could tell it was getting to them, because when we hit 2-2, they subbed in former Cevo-p V-police’s BLACKYMOSTER at sniper. I’ve played him a couple times and he puts people to shame with that red dot. He was such a force their medic was pretty much dedicated to him for the big battles at the third point. BLACKYMONSTER’s presence was felt, but not enough for them to pull out another win.

They started switching their build with a pyro and BLACKY going to scout, but to no evail.

Bottom Line: Newbs win.

JiB.

ahem. What else is good? Well Octo of course.. Is good. He’s switched up the homepage to randomly display newbs sprays. Badass. As always if you see octo irl, shake his hand.. if you see him in game and friendly fire is on.. Well do what i would do.

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Screenshots

Since gabe is always disrespecting us. I think this one was fitting

Bad Joke Ha. (I have a soft spot for sandvich screenies what can i say)

Get jer body parts off my intel

Tom brady IS…

Aha.. Well. until next time folks.
my name is gib. er.. Jib

What it is?! its time for some well deserved bloggage.

-We’re currently looking for more people to start the servers in the early AM. Doing so not only makes you a badass.. It could earn you a reserved slot. : )

-Octos working on a ton of new stuff for the site. Any user generated content would be much appreciated. If you don’t have some.. nows a good time to make some right?

-And last but not least, just wanted to let you guys know lions are going to the playoffs this year and I might even say the divisional championships. NFL opening day w00t.

ah.. i feel better
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SCREENSHOTS

Nothing a few stickies can’t fix (smettbo)

wait a minute.. where’s gggly at again? (grey dev)

HALLO (steven)

nomnomnom

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h0norz!

Ahh yes.. Feels like we’ve visited this topic before but this ones a little different. We did Honorz Octo and Golden Marmoset for their ability to be a teamplayer.. Sacrificing and such. This Honorz vote is in honor of the players who Organize, Verbalize, and Materialize.. offensive strategies (it rhymed.. okay?) So yea. the guy yelling SPY BEHIND YOU SPY BEHIN… damn. he’s team’n it up alright? This guy (or girl.. ) Is known for keeping things in order, letting teh team know they are sucking the big one because they are composed of 5 spies and 4 snipers. This guy may be on the mic, sayin ‘hey. it’s about time we stopped turtling.. and smashed these pansies’…
Well.. they don’t HAVE to say that.. that actually sounds like something I’d say so.. you get the drift. And by the new style of honorz votes (since we have so many badass people to consider) we went off the nomination system. So all of these people were nominated by someone else (or themselves??)

OctoDhd	10 (10.9%)
Kain Phalanx	11 (12%)
Scott Eats Bullets	7 (7.6%)
Koansrus	6 (6.5%)
DOA b0n3s	4 (4.3%)
Grey Devil	4 (4.3%)
Dingo	10 (10.9%)
Chodesweat	1 (1.1%)
Zapfacid	5 (5.4%)
Hal Jordan	9 (9.8%)
Mr Hanky	3 (3.3%)
Dondi	3 (3.3%)
Major Dewar	1 (1.1%)
Aristotle	5 (5.4%)
Orsa	0 (0%)
Jackapples	1 (1.1%)
Bulldog	4 (4.3%)
YOU’RE ALL SPIES	4 (4.3%)
CroutonMagilicutty	1 (1.1%)
TracerHawk	2 (2.2%)
(D.O.A.) Sodapopinski	1 (1.1%)
LeeTagger	0 (0%)
iMouse	0 (0%)

Congrats to Kain Phalanx, Octo, and Dingo for recieving the honorz of Teamwork!11

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Whats h0t

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RPOTD

fail

BE FAMOUS

-JiBlet

whoaaa. Took a couple days off of blogging out of respect for NFreak’s Crab Spy Calendar. Thought it would be noble to keep it at the top of the blog list for a few days, and if you havn’t checked it out.. do so.

Now on with your regularly scheduled bloggage.

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Screendiddles

TF2 Party !

haha the soldiers face is classic

The start of the tower… party hats required

Courtyard towerage

Boxer Koans

And now comes the time in which we break dance..

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The Word On Teh Street

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RPOTD

and i leave you with none other than.. the random.. picture of the day

JIB

Screen1rez

CRAB SPY

Framed.

Lined up. bball style

Hyper Uppercut

merry xmaz

The ultimate crabspy

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RPOTD!

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keep the screensh0ts coming.. the epicness continues

let’s take a walk down memory lane.. SCREENIES!

welcome to a special screenshot blog edition!

Can you give me a hand?

Did i mention there’s a heavy update?

Remember the newbs official photoshoot? oh the good ol’ days

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and of course.. RPOTD
did i mention the heavy update?

Keep them screenshots comin.

-JiBer.

SCREENSHOTS
Leetagger knocked out by a falling rocket launcher

Greys elite. valve approved -HEAVY ACHIEVEMENT TIME

SANDVICH TIME. (btw anyone tell you heavy updates are out?)

Public Service Announcement: Are you a FailMedic? Tired of healings noobs? Can’t take the feeling of a crit rocket to the face with a full ubercharge waiting? Read Jib’s blog.. It’ll keep you off that ledge

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Linkage!
Due to 1fort.com’s and ubercharged.net’s coverage of dingo’s plush stickies tutorial, they have been added to our community link section!

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Whats Hot?

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CONGRATS GGGLY!

The winner of the Best Mic Performance Honorz!

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It wouldn’t be a Jib Blog without a RANDOM PICTURE OF THE DAY

clickity clack clickity clack. no really. don’t click it

JiB…

WHOA. time for some updates. screenshots first of coourse

partY TiMES. gotta love the party hats..

The ‘find octo as a weird class hunt’. Noiice for finding him as pyro, NOIICE for doing it in style

Teh Hunt continues! I think i see some pyro parts in there… somewhere

KEEP THE SCREENSHOTS COMING. We all know you have them.. so share them already. :D
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JiBs Hope:
So.. a little update on me. a lot of people ask “Jib where have you gone? Our original stats leader? The crit rocket monger you are…” I’m a DJ and i have 3 real jobs. : / wtf right? Not quite sure how it happened but while i’m amassing a small fortune i’m looosinggg my mind :P so.. i said. F work. okay? I said, you schedules me less next month! I took 7 days off, which coinciding with the othe days I have off gives me 13 days off in a row next month.. I work 7 days TOTAL next month and only DJ 1 gig.. for comparison this month I work roughly 23 days and on my days off dj’d 3 major events.. OMGZ.. jib’s taking over.

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RPOTD.
although i already posted this in yellow frogs thread. it needs some attention because its cute. and its a fail.

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Tomorrow will be a special ‘what the Ef’s hot’ edition of bloggage. stay tuned..

J!b

SCREENSHOTS
thank you to all of you who are diligently posting new screenshots in the upload area. This is much appreciated.

CrAB BaTL!@#

titled "im stepping on your head jax fatality.jpg" omg.. it’s true. MOrTAL KOMBAT

in honor of the heavy update and all…. he must floss

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Rand0m Picture Of THE DAY

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Hawtness

KEEP THAT CONTENT COMING. we’re going crazy over here. adding stuff left and right. BY THE friggin way. big ups to octo for adding new content to the site, including a clan section.

if you’ve yet to go. do it. Go here to post your clan pictures and content to be added to this area.
Party on wayne.

_/1|3…

SCREENSHOTS

I get a lot of these gib screenies.. But there’s just so damn many good ones.. : D The sign in the background is epic.

Look at the image for 10 seconds.. then scroll to the bottom of this post for a badass trivia question

sigh. gabe flying with a machette out. it’s just hard not to post something this epic.

3 death images ftw. tf2 rules

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RANDOM PICTURE OF THE DAY

if you know what this is from. you’re a badass.

//oldschool.

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feelin. HOT

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TRIVIA

if you read this far and missed the beginning, thats not all bad. In the first screenshot.. super gibbage.
What two class related objects are in that image?
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well folks thats the skinny..

JIB.